I was going to say, "Free stuff/presents!!!" but that's more than one word, so... ;)

Just one word, "Christmas!!!" ;)

Hey wanna join? We are having a two for one deal this week ;)

Does this include liberalism? ;)

Do grammar Nazis fall under this category ;)

The atheists' nemesis. ;)

Wow! So by this definition, joe_cavalry can be considered a religion..., since it is already a way of life ;)

How about:

I TOLD YOU I WAS SICK!!!!!

;)

This sounds like a Steven Spielberg movie that takes place on Witch mountain ;-)

Would there be any tentacle sex in his version? There is in mine ;)

Sure, why not. Maybe we're like robots are to us and then they had this "Are they a real/valid life form?" and there were like protests and cops bashing heads and finally their supreme court said that we have to live on our own until they decide if we can be considered legit beings. I don't think we're doing to good ;)

I just want to know if modern humans are version 1.0 and everything before was just beta ;)

But a carrot by any other name is still a carrot. ;)

Did you even read the description? ;)

I noticed that if you emphatically say that there is NO God, you get bashed and if you emphatically say that there IS a God, you get bashed. So I am saying that I am agnostic...., but NOT in an emphatic way ;)

I already broke # 5 ;)

If you can't be good..., don't get caught. If you get caught..., suck it up and accept your punishment. P.S. He's always watching ;)

You guys crack me up ;)

Hey! Welcome to the club ;)

This is how you know that you have really made a lasting impression ;)

I am only anti-religion when religion is anti-me.

The same can be said of government.

Some once said, I don't want to belong to any organization that would have me as a member ;)

It gives the impression that we must totally surrender ourselves to some pre-defined school of thought.

Most people already have ;)

Sigh! Alright. But just for you ;)

So there's a potential for atheists to be beaten out by Wiccans in the military ;)

Maybe they shouldn't ask for permission, they should ask for forgiveness ;)

I guess if they win, it will prove my point that Atheism is a religion ;)

In order to be an Atheist, you have to have faith that there's no God ;)

I want the following encryption on my tombstone:

Here lies Joe.

He got all caught up in that whole....,

"Circle of Life" thing ;)